If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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