Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
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