Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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