yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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