Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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