We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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