I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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