having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
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