we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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