real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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