so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
