are you still at the devil's house?
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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