Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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