Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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