absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Non-Jews are for practice
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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