i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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