As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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