Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
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