Cold hands, warm shart.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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