so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
did you just send me my own nude
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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