I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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