Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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