I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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