Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
