Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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