he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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