no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I smell like Dick and happiness
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
This toilet bowl is my home.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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