My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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