I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
