i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Randomize
