well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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