Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I had to cum in my sink.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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