Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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