How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize