i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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