And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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