How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
We were destined to go to rehab together
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
