sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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