I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
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