guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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