just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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