it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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