UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Alive.
So much puke
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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