so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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