Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
And then he peed in my hair
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