Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
The feeling are messing with the penis
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
