There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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