life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
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