question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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