I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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