this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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