I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
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