why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
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